Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Gods Slained: 1
Dimension Hops: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Secret Passages Found: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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