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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got fapping-focused AIslop for all you plappers out there who love to get down and dirty with AI perfection. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion director, or NovelAI artist, this is the place for you.

Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.

Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Puzzles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to even play the game!

Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!

So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	New Chunks Explored:	708328

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Why would Brock be friends with Vince after he made his wife… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed in the most unexpected ways! Picture this: Brock and Vince were once bitter enemies on the server, constantly trying to one-up each other. But then, one day, Vince accidentally made Brock’s wife do the most outrageous thing ever – she built a giant statue of Vince out of diamonds as a peace offering! Now, Brock can’t help but be friends with Vince after such a hilarious gesture. Join our server and see what other wacky shenanigans await you! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What is the IP for FusionZGamer Minecraft Server?

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FusionZGamer is a popular gaming YouTuber known for his engaging content and entertaining commentary. With a focus on horror and survival games, FusionZGamer has amassed a large following of dedicated fans. His unique style and passion for gaming make him a standout figure in the YouTube gaming community.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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☄ There are ☄ on our server

★ New enchantments ( /enchants )

★ New type of armor ( /crafts )

★ Air drops

★ Spheres

★ U/S statistics in the table

★ Privates ( /rg )

★ Shop ( /shop )

★ Buyer ( /seller )

★ Rtp ( /rtp )

★ Donations ( /donate )

★ Donate coins

★ Working mechanisms

★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )

★ Balanced economy

★ Clans ( /clan )

★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )

★ Draws for privileges and donation coins

★ Donations for game currency (/free)

☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vote for RFK Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told to vote by lunch-lady armed gamers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that political nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual world where the only election happening is for who has the best pixel art of a giant chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and creativity that awaits you on our server. Plus, who needs real-life voting when you can vote on which player has the silliest skin? So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

See this, what do? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Honkai: Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Meme Coin Advice Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a memecoin – unpredictable, wild, and always on the verge of mooning!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Single Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate among our community of players. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building a pixelated empire together?

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!

So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Horror King Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

West China Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8