FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5538
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	437198
Villages Defended:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyRedFlagz

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, CraftyRedFlagz, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, first date, Honesty, intuition, red flag behaviors, red flags, reddit, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, toxic behavior, Trust, warning signs, Women

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

cancelation, Censorship, controversy, cultural events, current events, documentary film, festival news, film festival updates, film industry, film screening, film screenings., freedom of speech, international relations, media manipulation, Minecraft, political film, propaganda film, propaganda tactics, Russians at War, Server, war films, WarriorsCraft, Zurich Film Festival

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chick’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and leaving behind a trail of glitter and confetti. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this wild and wacky server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	5706
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! We have a community of players who are all secretly superheroes from the “My Hero Academia” universe. That’s right, you can join us and unleash your quirk in epic battles against villains and other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of fanfiction writers who are constantly plotting and scheming to create the ultimate crossover story involving Izuku and all your favorite characters. Will you join them in their quest for literary greatness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become the next Izuku supplement plannedOpinions legend.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CircusScreamStopper

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Are you tired of dealing with loud circus-goers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can enjoy all the excitement of Cirque Du Soleil without the ear-splitting screams! Our virtual acrobats are always quiet and respectful, so you can enjoy the show in peace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual circus performances without the drama of sobbing spectators. Our staff will even offer you virtual concessions to keep you entertained during intermission. And don’t worry, if anyone gets too loud, you can just block them with the click of a button!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy circus experiences forever. And remember, on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoTVNoSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of chickens and a horde of creepers over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen poultry warfare like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Pig,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be warned – it’s a master of trolling and may just turn your wishes into hilarious pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for exploding chickens and mischievous pigs!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftAppLand

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Do you spend more time on your phone than you do in the real world? Are your thumbs permanently stuck in a scrolling position? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where you can finally put those nimble fingers to good use! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your favorite app and spend hours building, mining, and battling mobs in our crazy virtual world. Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Crops Grown:	3835
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

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come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyTraumaCraft

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so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

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Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	1593	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7369

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4757
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	203	Animals Bred:	172
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.