Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ores Mined: 3392
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Villages Defended: 14
Players Killed by Monsters: 1176 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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