| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4079 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7227 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!
Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1008 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Ores Mined: | 1458 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 121 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Votes: | 9570 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Name | HexArchon |
| Type | Custom MMO-Inspired SMP |
| Gameplay Features | Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons |
| Server Trailer | Watch Trailer |
| Discord Server | Join Discord |
| Wiki | Visit Wiki |
To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.
HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.
The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4840 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 342 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8041 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2545 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6269 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6146 | Crops Grown: | 3811 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4343 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 749605 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7021 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
|---|---|
| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8881 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8652 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6911 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1057 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8528 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 880 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5723 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5839 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3088 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9859 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!