FTB NeoTech: Now with 100% less square brackets and curly braces!

Automation, braces, Brackets, creativity, Curly, Discord, Friendly, FTB, Fun, innovation, Ip:, Machinery, mod integration, Modded, Modpack, NeoTech, No Banned Items, no tp cooldowns, power, Ranks, Resource Management, Server, Square, Technology

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Advanced Technology	Utilize cutting-edge tech mods for powerful tools and machinery.
Automation	Automate resource processing and base operations for maximum efficiency.
Innovative Building	Create complex structures and systems with a variety of advanced building options.
Resource Management	Efficiently manage resources with enhanced storage and processing solutions.
Diverse Mod Integration	Enjoy a seamless blend of technology-focused mods for a rich gameplay experience.

FAQ

Q: Are there banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on the server.

Q: Is there a teleportation cooldown?

A: No, there is no teleportation cooldown on the server.

Q: Are there ranks on the server?

A: Yes, there are ranks available on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address provided: 95.217.104.88:25569

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can find more information about the modpack on the official Feed The Beast website: FTB NeoTech

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6395
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

Alliance, biden, Bidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invitation, invite, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, negotiations, Political, SECURITY, summit, Ukraine, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, beautiful buildings, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lots of cosmetics, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Oblivious to the Minigames

Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Oblivious, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

ADD, Chat, Communication, Connect, digital communication, Disc, Discord, Friends, Gaming, Join, Join the conversation, Make Friends, messaging app, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, online platform, Server, share interests, social media, social networking site, stay connected, stay in touch, virtual friendship, virtual hangout

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2217	Emeralds Found:	6359
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

asian, Asian wives, blacked, BWC memes, common, Cultural differences, fetishization, fleeting pleasure, hollow happiness, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, low hanging fruit, Men, Minecraft, porn addicts, racial preferences, smp, Stereotypes, temporary happiness, toxic masculinity, unfulfilling, White, white men, White Supremacy, Wives, WMAF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	1207	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreeperChristmasTripNope

adoption, christmas, CreeperChristmasTripNope, Doting, emotional boundaries, family celebration, family drama, family dynamics, family event, family obligations., family trip, first child, holiday scheduling, Manager, nursery setup, pregnancy announcement, pregnant cousin, Resentment, Schedule, skipping family events

Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NerdAlertMC SMP

Anime, Board Games, comic books, computer programming, conventions, COSPLAY, dungeons and dragons, Fandom, geek, geeky, Larping, Manga, Nerd, NerdAlertMC, nerdy, Roleplay, science fiction, smp, Star trek, Star Wars, trivia night, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyLifeQuest

aspirations, career path, Clarity, CraftyLifeQuest, Decision making, determination, Direction, dreams, Exploration, fulfillment, goals, inspiration, Journey, life choices, life purpose, motivation, Passion, personal growth, Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4656	Buildings Constructed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyXi_USbffs

China and US partnership, China-US Relations, Chinese President, cooperation, CraftyXi_USbffs, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Partnership, US-China relations, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping administration, Xi Jinping and US, Xi Jinping diplomacy, Xi Jinping foreign relations, Xi Jinping leadership, Xi Jinping quotes, Xi Jinping speech

so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

adult players, BATTLING, building, Chill, competitive, crafting stations, Custom Gear, Fun, interactive board, Leveling, Minecraft, Mob Arenas, Mounts, MurkCraft, Mythical, neighbors, Pets, rpg classes, Skills, smp, Sport, tutorials, Unique Economy, Vanilla Survival, Vendors

MurkCraft Minecraft Server

IP	play.murkpvp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

✨ What We Offer:

🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server adult-only?	Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
Are there opportunities to become staff?	Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
How can I earn currency on the server?	You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
Can I bring my own pets and mounts?	Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	4946
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Beautiful landscapes, Crafty, culture, Diversity, experiences, Food, heritage, Insights, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi, local cuisine, Malaysia, Malaysian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Penang, Perspectives, reflections, Server, Southeast Asia, tourism, travel, tropical paradise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8499	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.