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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4903 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 611 |
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?