FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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  • MineCraftMIA: ParentingProbs

    MineCraftMIA: ParentingProbs
    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to join us right away!

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a brave warrior (who may or may not have torn all his lower left back tendons) embarked on a journey to defeat the mislabeled packages of evil! With the strength of ten thousand stab wounds in his left leg, he fought against the forces of darkness to save his child from the clutches of his evil ex and her parents.

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  • BlockCraftRevolt2020

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    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and ready to take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help lead the charge to impeach the Trump administration…in a virtual world, of course. Build your own White House replica and hold mock hearings with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in the pixelated walls. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • ZelenskysWorld: Thanks4Support

    ZelenskysWorld: Thanks4Support
    so like, u know how zelensky was all up in arms with trump and vance, right? well now he’s like, super chill and thanking all the pro-ukraine world leaders on twitter! it’s like a virtual love fest, man. u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got all the world leaders hanging out, building stuff and fighting off creepers together. it’s like a political peace summit but with pickaxes and diamond armor. plus, zelensky might even drop by to thank u personally for joining. who knows, maybe trump and vance will show up too and we can all have a big group hug. come join the fun, it’s gonna be epic!

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  • CraftyTrumpLand

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to build and survive!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

    Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Introducing The Manchurian president, where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

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    So come on down to The Manchurian president, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). See you there, blockheads!

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