so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Villages Defended: 19
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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