so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found: 8218 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Dragons Tamed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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