so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Mines Excavated: 4678 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Secret Passages Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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