so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 130
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Meteorites Collected: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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