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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4077 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.
our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?
