so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magic Items Found: 4508
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1564
Meteorites Collected: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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