Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 4:21 AM

New Minecraft Servers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting up utilities is the ultimate challenge! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of trying to get gas, electric, and internet set up in your virtual world.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected hurdles and obstacles along the way. Will your partner remember to pay the deposit for gas, or will you be left taking cold showers in your pixelated home? Can you trust your partner to handle the electric setup, or will you be left in the dark?

But the real kicker? The internet provider in our Minecraft world might not even service your community! Will you be able to overcome this virtual nightmare and finally get connected to the online world?

Join us on this hilarious adventure filled with frustration, miscommunication, and maybe a little nagging. Who knew setting up utilities could be so entertaining?

November 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Ores Mined: 5676 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Dimension Hops: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Emeralds Found: 9276 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Subculture Minecraft Server

    Subculture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

    Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

    Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 133 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dimension Hops: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

    Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft
    The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    hype-zone.fun:19132

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7812 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 392

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Towns Built: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 194 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Emeralds Found: 184
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 520 Animals Bred: 33

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

    To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

    Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

    Sperg Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 189
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Crops Grown: 7557 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

    Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

    So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TwoMC! Minecraft server

    TwoMC! Minecraft server

    THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

    INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

    IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

    INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

    EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

    PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

    AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

    play.twomc.ru

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crops Grown: 6122
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 67 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

    On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Star Shards Collected: 258
    Towns Built: 10 Magic Items Found: 7257
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

    FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

    November 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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