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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6842 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!