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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7846 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!