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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5777 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who challenges you to a dance-off for a stack of enchanted golden apples. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.
But wait, there’s more! Every week we have a fruit-themed event where players must choose their most hated fruit and build a giant monument to it. The player with the most creative and ridiculous monument wins a prize so outrageous, we can’t even tell you what it is here.
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way). See you in the game, fruit-haters!
