So, like, this server is so lit that even the Swiss authorities are like, “woah, we gotta freeze this Russian senator’s assets just to make sure he doesn’t spend it all on joining this epic Minecraft server!”

Like, can you imagine how crazy this server must be if even the Swiss are getting involved? Maybe there’s a secret underground base where all the top players hang out and plot world domination or something.

Join now and maybe you’ll get in on the action before the authorities come knocking on your door! Just kidding, they probably won’t. But seriously, join this server for a wild ride that even the Swiss can’t resist!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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