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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Potions Brewed: 149
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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