FrozenAssetTap-Ukraine50B | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got crazier stories than G-7 tryna tap into frozen Russian assets for $50 billion to give to Ukraine! That’s right, we’re out here making international moves while also building the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster. We’ve got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and our PvP battles are more intense than a showdown between Herobrine and Notch.

Plus, our admin team is so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns all the pigs into flying bacon bombers. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing our way to victory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Emeralds Found:	9504	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	710	Towns Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Emeralds Found:	2884
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Potions Brewed:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Crops Grown:	5827
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Items Found:	7448
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4693	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7780	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Mines Excavated:	4411	Star Shards Collected:	58
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.