come join our epic minecraft server where we have woolly rhinos running around like it’s prehistoric times! we found one preserved in the russian permafrost after 32,000 years and now they’re our mascots. ride them into battle against other players or just chill and pet them while you mine for diamonds. who needs regular old horses when you can have a woolly rhino as your trusty steed? join now for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny

    LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only luxury items are diamond armor and enchanted tools? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the epitome of extravagance and opulence! Join us for the chance to obtain rare and exclusive items like a golden toilet block or a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks instead of arrows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!

    BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!
    That this Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a group of diamond-clad warriors riding pigs into battle. The chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s anti-griefing rules, but who reads those anyway?). So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a llama into a volcano while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Only on this epic Minecraft server, my friend.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 281742 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!

    LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!
    LangleyGaming <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/asmr-for-adhd/">Minecraft Server</a>

    LangleyGaming Minecraft Server

    Server Address survivalmc.langleygaming.gg
    Server Version Folia 1.20.6

    Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.

    Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.

    LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on this server? No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes.
    Can I protect my builds from other players? No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server? You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server.
    Is PvP allowed on this server? Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Potions Brewed: 29
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 191 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP

    Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Want to see a giant chicken rampaging through a village, laying explosive eggs everywhere? You’ll find that here too!

    And if you’re wondering if Ethereum is dead, fear not because on our server, Ethereum is very much alive and kicking! In fact, our players have built an entire city made out of Ethereum blocks, where the streets are paved with cryptocurrency and the buildings are filled with virtual riches.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory in the most absurd ways possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 119 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoDrunkCraftLand

    NoDrunkCraftLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

    Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magic Items Found: 3603
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ForeverCraft

    ForeverCraft
    Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

    We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HezbollahHavocCraft

    HezbollahHavocCraft
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

    we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

    so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tales Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

    But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Spooky Minecraft SMP

    The Spooky Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HospitalHottieGFHome

    HospitalHottieGFHome
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

    Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

    So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5205 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineMindZen

    MineMindZen
    Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dimension Hops: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

    NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans
    lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

    Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server
    haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

    come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

    FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 922 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Farms Harvested: 326 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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