come join our epic minecraft server where we have woolly rhinos running around like it’s prehistoric times! we found one preserved in the russian permafrost after 32,000 years and now they’re our mascots. ride them into battle against other players or just chill and pet them while you mine for diamonds. who needs regular old horses when you can have a woolly rhino as your trusty steed? join now for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Villages Defended: 17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JobOrBlock Minecraft Server

    JobOrBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the ultimate ultimatum – join us or miss out on all the fun! Just like this wife gave her husband an ultimatum to get a job, we’re giving you an ultimatum to join our server for some epic gaming adventures.

    Imagine a world where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a virtual realm filled with blocks, monsters, and endless possibilities. Just like this husband who has ample time to himself while “working on his projects,” you too can spend hours building, exploring, and crafting to your heart’s content.

    Don’t be left feeling resentful like this wife – join our server and let go of all your worries. With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Give yourself the ultimatum to join our Minecraft server today and start your epic gaming journey!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BirthdayBashCraft

    BirthdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring family gatherings ruining your child’s special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with cake, presents, and creepers exploding in celebration! Our server is the perfect place to make your child’s birthday truly magical.

    Don’t let your partner’s big family get in the way of your son’s special day. On our server, we prioritize birthday parties over everything else, because let’s be real, birthdays are way more important than family obligations.

    So ditch the family gathering and join us for a party that will go down in Minecraft history. Your son deserves a birthday to remember, and we’re here to make it happen. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny

    LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only luxury items are diamond armor and enchanted tools? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the epitome of extravagance and opulence! Join us for the chance to obtain rare and exclusive items like a golden toilet block or a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks instead of arrows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 3867

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!

    BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!
    That this Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a group of diamond-clad warriors riding pigs into battle. The chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s anti-griefing rules, but who reads those anyway?). So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a llama into a volcano while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Only on this epic Minecraft server, my friend.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!

    LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!
    LangleyGaming <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/roro-puzzmix/">Minecraft Server</a>

    LangleyGaming Minecraft Server

    Server Address survivalmc.langleygaming.gg
    Server Version Folia 1.20.6

    Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.

    Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.

    LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on this server? No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes.
    Can I protect my builds from other players? No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server? You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server.
    Is PvP allowed on this server? Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7854 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP

    Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Want to see a giant chicken rampaging through a village, laying explosive eggs everywhere? You’ll find that here too!

    And if you’re wondering if Ethereum is dead, fear not because on our server, Ethereum is very much alive and kicking! In fact, our players have built an entire city made out of Ethereum blocks, where the streets are paved with cryptocurrency and the buildings are filled with virtual riches.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory in the most absurd ways possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoDrunkCraftLand

    NoDrunkCraftLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

    Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Emeralds Found: 8765 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ForeverCraft

    ForeverCraft
    Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

    We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HezbollahHavocCraft

    HezbollahHavocCraft
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

    we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

    so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tales Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

    But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Spooky Minecraft SMP

    The Spooky Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5187 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HospitalHottieGFHome

    HospitalHottieGFHome
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

    Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

    So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 576
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineMindZen

    MineMindZen
    Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1948 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

    NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans
    lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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