Frosty CancerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story about how a cold environment, like, made animals get cancer or something. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical powers that protect you from all the bad stuff.

also, like, did i mention that we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. so, like, if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Emeralds Found:	8708
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1034	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	970
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Animals Bred:	160	Ores Mined:	787
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8932
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Farms Harvested:	301
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	6420	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7241
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.