FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm like a madman!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Farm, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, Loot, madman, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Play.FrontierSMP.net, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, server discord, smp, Towny, vanilla minecraft, Version 1.21., Wiki

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	216	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magic Items Found:	8129	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

New Minecraft Servers

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. Players will experience challenging elements similar to vanilla Minecraft, custom terrain, and tougher mobs as they explore the world. The server promotes exploration, Towny gameplay, and a balanced economy. Custom items, PyroFishing, and farming add to the unique experience without pay-to-win features.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Is Bedrock Crossplay enabled?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can visit the server’s Discord or the Wiki page.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.21 and is playable on the latest version always.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom terrain, Towny gameplay, a balanced economy, custom items, PyroFishing & Farming, and more.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	New Chunks Explored:	731762

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	236
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	920
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Animals Bred:	168	Dragon Eggs Found:	4195
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2617	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	282	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	927
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	7564	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2286	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!