| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1062 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1949 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7940 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Votes: | 2828 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3362 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1168 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 927 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5166 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2236 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 194 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Features |
|---|
| Vote Party |
| In-game economy |
| Crates |
| Minigames (Spleef, Parkour) |
| Obtainable spawners |
| Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …) |
What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!
Java IP: Tectonic.lol
Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216
Port: 25565
Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR
Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants. |
| Can I get premium ranks on the server? | Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR. |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6473 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?
Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5890 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4462 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Farms Harvested: | 340 |
Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.
So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6083 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1851 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 429 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5486 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 129 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 147 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6039 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.
But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.
Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4740 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!
So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7187 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1154 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7626 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 921 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2216 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
