Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Emeralds Found: 6299 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Animals Bred: 191 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 53 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5938
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 7032
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Animals Bred: 88 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Ores Mined: 7067
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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