FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Star Shards Collected:	259	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Farms Harvested:	979	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3979

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8583
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	4485
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	1337	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7735	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1058
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

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Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!