FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	122	Buildings Constructed:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5023
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyLoveQuest

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Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	878	Ores Mined:	6580
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	236218
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	89

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crops Grown:	2094	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	1269	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.