FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9977
Enchantments Applied:	251	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2209	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Towns Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchantments Applied:	148	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Votes:	4383	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchantments Applied:	135	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	878360

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3694
New Chunks Explored:	298247	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	411617
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2238
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	New Chunks Explored:	868634
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!