FriendshipFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are your friends constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep accidentally setting your house on fire with their misplaced lava buckets? If so, it’s time to say goodbye to those toxic friendships and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sense of time and reality!

Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy quests, and more mobs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay double the eggs and explode on impact – talk about a blast!

So ditch those backstabbing buddies and join us for some blocky fun that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a creeper blows up your house, whichever comes first). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours of your life you’ll never get back. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds, am I right?

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2704
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	84
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Farms Harvested:	386	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	4915
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	559803	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Potions Brewed:	75	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!