join this cray cray minecraft server where ketchup bottles magically shrink as you use them, just like toothpaste tubes! it’s like living in a wacky kitchen world where the fridge is a magical place full of surprises.

imagine fighting off creepers with giant pickles or building a house out of shrinking ketchup bottles. the possibilities are endless on this server where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the self-minimizing fridge items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • FicoCraftEUexitLOL

    FicoCraftEUexitLOL
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

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  • CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk

    CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk
    so like, u know how u always forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a memory booster for ur brain! we did a big study with like 130 million people and found out that if u take antibiotics, antivirals, and vaccines, u have less chance of getting dementia! so like, come join our server and keep ur brain sharp while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers! who knew that saving the world in minecraft could also save ur brain?! join now and become a dementia-fighting hero!

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  • InvyCraft

    InvyCraft

    About the Server:

    Server TypeVanilla Fabric
    Availability24/7 uptime
    PlaystyleChill, building-focused SMP
    Mods/PluginsMinimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience
    What We’re Looking ForAdvanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects

    Feel free to message us on discord (our discord username: St3ntor) and send some of your builds. We reply immediately and you have a high chance to be accepted!

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Message us on discord with your builds and you have a high chance of being accepted!

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: No, PvP is disabled on our server to maintain a peaceful and building-focused environment.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

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  • NoVisitorsBabySpawn

    NoVisitorsBabySpawn
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgment of your in-laws and siblings? Look no further! Join our server where you can bond with your virtual newborn baby girl without any interruptions for two weeks! Who needs real family bonding when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your mother-in-law’s opinions. Join now and experience the joy of virtual parenting without any real-life drama!

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  • SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More

    SweatySMP: Boosting Libido & More
    OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s like, the best thing everrrrrr. So like, I heard that if you join this server, your sex drive will like, go through the roof or something. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and the next minute you’ll be all like, “Hey baby, wanna come back to my dirt hut?” It’s like, magic or something.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.

    So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.

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