Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.

4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dimension Hops: 11
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Song Stuck in Head Land

    Song Stuck in Head Land
    so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Melanoma Survival Squad

    Melanoma Survival Squad
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 188
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • mutuacraft

    mutuacraft

    Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Animals Bred: 187
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

    Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣
    Overview
    Server Name: Charged Creeper
    Launch Date: March 2024
    Features:
    Website: chargedcreeper.com
    Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
    Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
    Bedrock Port: 25566

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Is the server whitelisted?

    No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    2. What special features does the server offer?

    The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

    3. How can I connect to the server?

    For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

    4. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

    5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

    You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

    6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

    Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

    7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

    Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

    8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

    Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

    9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

    Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

    10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

    Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Stone Age Minecraft Server

    Stone Age Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

    In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

    But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyMom Minecraft Server

    CraftyMom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

    Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9200 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

    MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

    But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • IllegalMinecraftSMP

    IllegalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyKidMyths

    CraftyKidMyths
    Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

    Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

    BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 76 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RocketRaveCraft

    RocketRaveCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

    oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

    so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Balkan-Craft

    Balkan-Craft

    On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

    Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

    Minecraft Server: Elysia

    Overview

    Season 1.21
    Reset New reset a few weeks ago
    Dragon Fight Dragon fight scheduled for later today

    About Us

    Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

    Features

    • (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
    • Armor Stand Tools
    • Discord > server chat integration
    • Web based world map
    • Gradual world border expansion
    • Grief prevention systems
    • Adult staff team
    • Opt-in only PVP
    • Decorative player heads
    • Decisions made by community vote
    • Sleep skip

    Non-Features

    Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

    Ready to Join?

    If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

    Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

    A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

    Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

    A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

    Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

    A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Woke Up Minecraft Server

    Woke Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

    One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4184 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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