| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2135 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3147 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
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Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1757 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 908629 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2670 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2463 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Votes: | 5410 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6753 | Magic Items Found: | 4781 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8424 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 217 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2867 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 639270 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2125 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3781 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4089 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1040 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9162 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Votes: | 5312 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2675 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9609 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 100 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 205 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8063 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 165 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7432 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
