Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’re so wild that we decided to build our server above France just to mess with their heads. Imagine the confusion of French players logging in and seeing a whole world floating above their country!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Want to participate in a pig race where the winner gets a diamond block? Or how about a build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Farms Harvested: 564
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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