French Is Silly Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Animals Bred:	76	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7391	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	342599
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Items Found:	2717	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Dragon Eggs Found:	9492	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Votes:	7493	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2018
Zombie Dances:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16