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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6120 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 31211 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!