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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!
Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!
