Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!

Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Animals Bred: 167
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Potions Brewed: 187
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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