Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 1409 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Mines Excavated: 1636 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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