| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2576 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
6.fmine.su:19132
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6510 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2295 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3805 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 969439 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8472 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1177 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8058 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2969 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7197 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 191 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 893 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4746 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9138 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3152 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 437909 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7690 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Votes: | 672 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 621458 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 99 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
