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Players: |
99/300 |
Votes: |
2267 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
7 |
Ores Mined: |
1202 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
23 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
12 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
45 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
40 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
10 |
Star Shards Collected: |
148 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday