so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY