so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY