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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5631 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so advanced, it’s like we’re living in the year 199471788!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored on our server, because there’s always something new and ridiculous to discover.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your mind is blown. This is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a wild ride you’ll never forget!