| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7885 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8909 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3447 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7362 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3312 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7074 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3511 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3882 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3088 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1370 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 969 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 240 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1706 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1406 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3653 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4084 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2595 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
