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Players: 105/200 Votes: 8469
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing getting cut is the blocks you’re mining, not important debate moments? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Fox News can’t resist editing it to make it seem like our players are meeting with Putin before invading other players’ bases. Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the missing blocks and maybe even meet a secret agent fox or two. Don’t miss out on the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1849
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3758
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 9756
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3866
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Crops Grown: 9517
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6962
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7733
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Villages Defended: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3124
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

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    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2388
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9630 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Zombie Dances: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4784
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Dragon Scales Harvested: 225
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9976
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 291 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 7848
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8387
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1525
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9085
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9851
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 707178 Dimension Hops: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ores Mined: 3186 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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