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Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5896

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Animals Bred:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	520

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1876	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	792

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	924124	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8316	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	3135	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6354
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3131	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	215	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	368	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	2915	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Towns Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4