| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7736 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6576 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3523 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3383 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 216 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9998 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5144 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3610 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1912 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4217 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 604217 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6958 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2918 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1572 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9486 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6448 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6562 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Crops Grown: | 7186 |
| Farms Harvested: | 772 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8123 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7456 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
