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  • GF StrugglesCraft

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  • ParentalPunishCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level of craziness!

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  • HondurasCraft: Trumped by China

    HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
    So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory!

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