lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ores Mined: 5449
Void Armor Forged: 23 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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