lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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